CHAPEL
 FILM STARLET
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  • Age: 25
  • Height: 5 '9
  • Sign: Bad Ass
  • Location: Dallas, Tx
  • Occupation: zombie body disposal
  • Ink/Metal: Ink: I have some.. and i will more than likely get more. Metal: septum 10 gage
  • Music: KMFDM,Aphex Twin, Skinny Puppy, Labaich, Rammstein, Dan the Automater, Del the Funky Homasapian, Cibo Mato,Lovage, Tomahawk, Mike Patton, The Dwarves,
  • TV: don't watch it
  • Movies: SFW, The Cube, Bubba HoTep, Death Becomes Her
  • Videogames: NWN, Bully, Silent Hill 1,2, and 3 but fuck the fourth
  • Food: At the moment im nibbleing on Christian Love.
  • Books: I can't read... thanks for bringing that up.
  • Hobbies: crocheting erotic underwear for elderly gentlemen
  • Masturbation Material: Game Informer..
  • I Have a Crush on: Noone... fuck evreyone
  • Drink: Whiskey... and a mixture of whiskey with whiskey... and lonestar
  • Bad Habits: adopting puppies and then having them put down when there not cute anymore.
  • Where I Hang Out: At work... I work alot...
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Mitch told me I could touch Joanna inappropriately.

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Dallas Thunder Storms03.08.10
Ive got hair... in places ive never ...01.21.10
You smell like updog.11.04.09
Hostility Hotel07.28.09
I just Got Fucked In The Ass05.24.09
Deep In The Heart of Texas05.21.09
Forums and drinking04.10.09
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Social Commentary on the Life and Tr...02.12.09
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Murder Hole01.13.09
Cargo Shorts are Fucking Awesome!12.15.08
Tis the Season12.08.08
Your still a piece of shit, but your...11.26.08
Eat of My Fruit.11.22.08
hydrated11.20.08
Got a Old Man.11.16.08
Beer O' clock10.02.08
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All my x's live in Texas07.21.08
Magical Hobos and the feces they make05.14.08
underwater breathing apparatus04.04.08
i wish i had a scuba dog12.20.07
going to the playa12.20.07
More than meets the eye12.20.07
Take it on Vaudeville12.20.07
do it to it yo12.20.07
Projekt Quarantine12.20.07
put it in your butt12.20.07
howdy12.20.07
politzie12.20.07
KMFDM Sucks!12.20.07
New York Hoe12.20.07
DefCon1412.20.07
Lox , St. Marks and half price sushi12.20.07
Socially Inept12.20.07
Hooray for Mr.Influenza!!12.20.07
Reverend GlassEye and his little woo...12.20.07
Dear Mitch12.20.07
There is no basement in the alamo12.20.07
Always bring a towel.12.20.07
Being Chapel Waste12.20.07
Jerry Fallwell ate my baby12.20.07
Jerry Fallwell and his little slice ...12.20.07
Bag of Love12.20.07
I fell inside a tackle box12.20.07
A opptimistic look at infection12.20.07
Introducing MMROPG's to The Gameing ...12.20.07
Being an obedient social servant12.20.07
i wish i had a scuba dog
12.20.07 08:49 PM


man i havn't updated this in ages. ok well this is a brief synopsis of whats going on. I think i left off right where my plane had just crashed in the north pacific and i had ridden a squid to sanctuary in the fabled lost atlantis. Well we were just cleaning out the giant filters and air bubbler. {air bubblers are rather important to maintaining the bubbleness of atlantis} When the air sirens went off, i could only take an educated gas that it was air sirens to the fact there is no air in atlantis except for the bubbles... unless they were bubble powered sirens.. and thats really just ridiculous. Alright where was i.... yes the sirens had just alerted the entire city of puppies being born. It really rather boosts morale, adorable and cuddly puppies. When we gathered around to see the cutely tounged fluff balls i had noticed this was not a breed of dog i had encountered before, this breed looks much like a golden retriever except for the fact it had a tiny snorkling hat and a very small flippers on there little legs.. I must say my morale has never been hire since my day with the scuba dogs. -chapel waste




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