I hate fucking movie theaters, I always go and there’s a whiny brat sitting next to me, sticky seats, overcrowded and by the time I get 20 minutes into the movie I immediately regret giving Hollywood my money and I want to start a bomb planting youth group. I don’t go to the theaters a lot. I had to though for transformers. Ok so I was a little leery I mean the previews were mostly about a teenage love story and I don’t want raging hormones in sad faced clown emo kids to take any time away from hot robot on robot battle royale! I was talked into going, actually I was drugged, but I wasn’t disappointed. Transformers is 2 hours of giant destructive robots with every weapon imaginable strapped to them duking it out in very populated cities. I am talking about sonic waves, anti tank weaponry and human causalities and that’s just brushing the top off my friends. The CGI made me walk away with a boner I couldn’t diffuse after I masturbated 12 times and decided to just keep it as a reminder that there is a god and his name is Megatron. So you’re a uber nerd and you’re upset about bumblebee, and starscream. Well Fuck you that shit was awesome! -Chapel Waste