I am in new york.. just finished filming things.. long week. Our first day of fliming we were all set up for soundcheck, positiones ready, suddenly we heard a mechanized noise.. a thump as it were. Evreyone looked up as the noise grew louder and then bam an entire wall is knocked down. I think about running and ducking but i am so astonished by what i see i can't physically move. Its a huge mech that looks like abe lincoln! Hes screaming at the top of his lungs aksing why joanna didnt invite him and then suddenly melts tommy pistols head with his lazor eyes.... an awkward silence grew and then abe ran away in embaressment screaming something to the extent of "why does evreyone hate me" I thought i saw a twinkle of dw40 in his eye but it might have just been parts of tommys brain stuck in his iris. All in all we couldnt shoot anymore and the movie was cancelled..it was a very sad thing but... what are you going to do?

-Chapel Waste