So I've been to the area that is deemed new york quite often lately. On my last adventure I shot my first porn. Kylee stole my silver screen virginity and repaid her by putting my hoo hoo in her poo hole. I had my reserves about the entire thing but Kylee is a kick ass chick and she tasted like a fine chardoney. Since filming only took one day I went over to St.Marks where i purchased a fucking kick ass world war 2 officer cap for 20 bucks! shit you not! Then a hot gutter punk with a huge ass mohawk hit on me...wich made me slightly damp in the vaginal region. If you wernt aware of the matter Gutter Punks are my downfall, there all smiles and candy until you start dateing them then you discover  the taint of faded glitter and unwashed mittens. {Its ok i dont even know what im saying}  Tommy Pistol laughed while mitch and darien threw broken glass and ciggerette butts at me forcing me to dance a hobo jig and sing you are my sunhsine. Those sick bastards.

-Chapel Waste

p.s.
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