CHAPEL
 FILM STARLET
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  • Age: 25
  • Height: 5 '9
  • Sign: Bad Ass
  • Location: Dallas, Tx
  • Occupation: zombie body disposal
  • Ink/Metal: Ink: I have some.. and i will more than likely get more. Metal: septum 10 gage
  • Music: KMFDM,Aphex Twin, Skinny Puppy, Labaich, Rammstein, Dan the Automater, Del the Funky Homasapian, Cibo Mato,Lovage, Tomahawk, Mike Patton, The Dwarves,
  • TV: don't watch it
  • Movies: SFW, The Cube, Bubba HoTep, Death Becomes Her
  • Videogames: NWN, Bully, Silent Hill 1,2, and 3 but fuck the fourth
  • Food: At the moment im nibbleing on Christian Love.
  • Books: I can't read... thanks for bringing that up.
  • Hobbies: crocheting erotic underwear for elderly gentlemen
  • Masturbation Material: Game Informer..
  • I Have a Crush on: Noone... fuck evreyone
  • Drink: Whiskey... and a mixture of whiskey with whiskey... and lonestar
  • Bad Habits: adopting puppies and then having them put down when there not cute anymore.
  • Where I Hang Out: At work... I work alot...
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Mitch told me I could touch Joanna inappropriately.

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Dallas Thunder Storms03.08.10
Ive got hair... in places ive never ...01.21.10
You smell like updog.11.04.09
Hostility Hotel07.28.09
I just Got Fucked In The Ass05.24.09
Deep In The Heart of Texas05.21.09
Forums and drinking04.10.09
Mother Fucking Death Set!03.22.09
Adult Theaters and Diamanda Galas03.21.09
Social Commentary on the Life and Tr...02.12.09
I am the Real Troy Destroy!02.09.09
The FC Twin Video Game System and my...01.29.09
Murder Hole01.13.09
Cargo Shorts are Fucking Awesome!12.15.08
Tis the Season12.08.08
Your still a piece of shit, but your...11.26.08
Eat of My Fruit.11.22.08
hydrated11.20.08
Got a Old Man.11.16.08
Beer O' clock10.02.08
I have cancer and its terminal09.02.08
All my x's live in Texas07.21.08
Magical Hobos and the feces they make05.14.08
underwater breathing apparatus04.04.08
i wish i had a scuba dog12.20.07
going to the playa12.20.07
More than meets the eye12.20.07
Take it on Vaudeville12.20.07
do it to it yo12.20.07
Projekt Quarantine12.20.07
put it in your butt12.20.07
howdy12.20.07
politzie12.20.07
KMFDM Sucks!12.20.07
New York Hoe12.20.07
DefCon1412.20.07
Lox , St. Marks and half price sushi12.20.07
Socially Inept12.20.07
Hooray for Mr.Influenza!!12.20.07
Reverend GlassEye and his little woo...12.20.07
Dear Mitch12.20.07
There is no basement in the alamo12.20.07
Always bring a towel.12.20.07
Being Chapel Waste12.20.07
Jerry Fallwell ate my baby12.20.07
Jerry Fallwell and his little slice ...12.20.07
Bag of Love12.20.07
I fell inside a tackle box12.20.07
A opptimistic look at infection12.20.07
Introducing MMROPG's to The Gameing ...12.20.07
Being an obedient social servant12.20.07
There is no basement in the alamo
12.20.07 08:12 PM


When pee wee herman came to texas he visited our alamo in search of his bicycle where he was heckled. I admire pee wee herman as a constant masterbator and lively entertainer. On behalf of texas I apooligize good sir. When Ozzy Osbourne came to texas he sprinkled his golden glory juice on the alamo and was then promptly banned. I admire ozzy for being a rock god with little concern for the "rules". On behalf of texas I apologize good sir. When JFK came to texas he visited dallas and was shot and killed. I respect JFK for being a hip president and a renound lover. On behalf of texas i apologize good sir. The bush family calls texas there home. The bushes {i have heard from a reliable source} are a family of demons doing satans bidding. On behalf of texas I apologize america. When BA visited Texas a large riot occured that destroyed half of dallas, Joanna led an army of rebelious hot girls with uzis to rule the district known as deep ellum and for 3 glorious nights porn was god and right wingers were spanked publicly for there beliefs. On behalf of texas I thankyou BA. Its good to be home Chapel Waste




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