Chapel Waste

When pee wee herman came to texas he visited our alamo in search of his bicycle where he was heckled. I admire pee wee herman as a constant masterbator and lively entertainer. On behalf of texas I apooligize good sir. When Ozzy Osbourne came to texas he sprinkled his golden glory juice on the alamo and was then promptly banned. I admire ozzy for being a rock god with little concern for the "rules". On behalf of texas I apologize good sir. When JFK came to texas he visited dallas and was shot and killed. I respect JFK for being a hip president and a renound lover. On behalf of texas i apologize good sir. The bush family calls texas there home. The bushes {i have heard from a reliable source} are a family of demons doing satans bidding. On behalf of texas I apologize america. When BA visited Texas a large riot occured that destroyed half of dallas, Joanna led an army of rebelious hot girls with uzis to rule the district known as deep ellum and for 3 glorious nights porn was god and right wingers were spanked publicly for there beliefs. On behalf of texas I thankyou BA. Its good to be home Chapel Waste