Yowza! I am moveing back to tx next month after my secret rendevou with Brendas camera, Becuse I my dear friends am a mover... but not a shaker becuse thats just going too far. Dallas is a magical place, where there are no cats and the streets are paved with cheese, so Feifel tells me.Of course Feifel is also a mouse, but a talking mouse so i suppose that gives him credibility. Either way i do recall they have shiner bach and Lone Star in Dallas, wich makes me extremly excited in the genitalia region. Also all my wacky nerd gameing buddies are there,  and we can once again make snide remarks about metagamers as we powergame our way to the top becuse we are hypocritical douche bags. Anybody want some Mountain Dew???!!! As far as the terrible holidays went, It was very gutter punk, with no water, no christmas, and sadly playing with poi in my back yard for new years eve. Well I guess not very gutter punk becuse they somehow fandangle beer... and i had no beer... BRING ME BEER!!  I quite remember Mitch taunting me with what a good time he was haveing here are some of his qoutes, "Jeus chapel there so  much hot alt booby here" , "Dude Chapel some chick just took a shot of tequila out of this other chicks butthole!!!" "Chapel I am so kick ass and haveing such a better time than you." If mitch denies these remarks I suggest torturing the truth out of him and sending me photos becuse thats just hot. eg sorry i missed out on the new years eve party. Either Way there is something joyous to celebrate and that is the <a href="http://www.paintribe.net">Atone Site</a> is finnally up so  so if you like pina coladas, sodomy, and poeple hanging from large quantities of metal... oh yeah and fire! cant forget the fire, then go visit the site.

-If theres any girls at the tavren I want to Do them!!!
Chapel Waste