Lynchburg Virginia is like a small town walmart. Kids hanging in the parking lot, Alternative looks being a black pair of jeans, and a entire useless aisle dedicated to trinkets. ok well maybe not the last part but there is an abudancy of christian love here and by christian love of course i mean a condesending attitude towards out of towners who have way too many tattoos and obvouisly worship satan. Now the question is how can you not worship satan... he tottally kicks ass in the bible. Have you seen his fucking stats??  Either way i never relized how horrible it would be to live in this town. The bars close at 12, The only "club is an hour away and its in a basement {i shit you not... a basement}, and you cant step a foot out of your place without being handed 12 pamplets on how christ can still save you even if your a heathenistic whore... wich i am.. and im glad christ is so forgiving.  Either way i will be glad to be in a big city where you can do a line of coke of a prostitutes ass and still run for mayor.

-Chapel Waste