Chapel Waste

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Name: Chapel Waste
Sex: Female
Age: 25
Height: 5 '9
Sign: Bad Ass
Location: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: zombie body disposal
Ink/Metal: Ink: I have some.. and i will more than likely get more. Metal: septum 10 gage

Music: KMFDM,Aphex Twin, Skinny Puppy, Labaich, Rammstein, Dan the Automater, Del the Funky Homasapian, Cibo Mato,Lovage, Tomahawk, Mike Patton, The Dwarves,
TV: don't watch it
Movies: SFW, The Cube, Bubba HoTep, Death Becomes Her
Videogames: NWN, Bully, Silent Hill 1,2, and 3 but fuck the fourth
Food: At the moment im nibbleing on Christian Love.
Books: I can't read... thanks for bringing that up.
Hobbies: crocheting erotic underwear for elderly gentlemen

Masturbation Material: Game Informer..
I Have a Crush on: Noone... fuck evreyone

Drink: Whiskey... and a mixture of whiskey with whiskey... and lonestar
Bad Habits: adopting puppies and then having them put down when there not cute anymore.
Where I Hang Out: At work... I work alot...
Why I am a Burning Angel: Mitch told me I could touch Joanna inappropriately.

I fell inside a tackle box

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12.20.07 08:08 PM

I got some hooks in my back... I am not sure entirly how they got there... but i think it might have something to do with the goverment... you see I am a cyborg. I know its schocking.. but its true. I have the first biomechanic liver. Now you might be saying to yourself, what use is a biomechanic liver. Well let me tell you something mister its no laughing matter. I can drink quite a bit and I have built an ammunity to iocane powder { spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder in Australia} So apparently president lincoln used this liver i now have to outdrink john wilkes booth. wich in turn led to abrahams untimly death. Therefore it is extremly important to the goverment to get it back. {To hide the dark and terrible truth about the real reason Lincoln was shot.}Therefore i assume the hooks were put into my back as some kind of terrible future warning from myself that the goverment is fixing to "catch" me....
what are your thoughts on the matter?

-sufficient time traveler
chapel