When makeing new friends and discussing topics with new people I find that there are many things you should never bring up. In this introduction we will discuss Incest , Necrophyllia and the use of household condiments in peverted sexual acts. When introducing yourself to a new person give them full eye contact, a firm handshake and then punch them in the mouth as hard as your tiny fist will let you. This will show your dominance in the conversation so that even if your weaving falsehoods or your just outright ignorant noone will question you, thus soaring your self esteem to new heights. Most importantly during this conversation pretend you dont care what your friend or aqauntince has to say. Remember roll your eyes, stare off into oblivian and that drool is always distracting yet refine. When your conversational partner relizes that he is insignifigant in the world comparativly to the greatness that as you tell him that you apoligize for being smarter, prettier, and a all around better human being than he is. Then go into great detail of how you feel pity for those who are just pebbles in your path of supreme L33tnes and ask him if you can offer him a token of yourself to commemerate what is no doubt the best moment in his pathetic life. When he agrees to this token take a huge snort and then continue to hauk a large loogy on his most convenient body part, but preferably the face. Your conversation has now ended and you are free to either leer from a dark corner or go home.