Yesterday Jacob and I gave Messy a abortion for her birthday. I got it all over my pants but i didnt mind because it tasted delicous. I saw Warcola without Ryan last night... that was kinda sad, but still a bad ass show. Trying to fill balloons with blood doesn't work, but drinking whiskey and running over them with cars can make your failure into something awesome. Kick the brick is a game for childern of all ages.
-Chapel Waste










