hahahah am i joking? maybe  ohhhh nos.... nah my life isnt that fucked up. I would like to give a shout out to Jameson whisky you are the love of my life. By the way Seagrams has been talking shit behind your back....  Dont bomb the messenger..... get it? because its irish.... FUCK. My friend Johnny from The Hoodlum Circus Sideshow gave me a jar of sharkheads... but there no more embalment fluid it leaked into his trunk.. so now i have to buy some everclear and hopefully that works if it doesnt i cant imagine more fun than chunking a flaming jar of rotten baby sharkheads into a hotel lobby, Am i right or am i right? the answer is i am fucking right. Bob Dobbs sent me a message earlier about how im better than you which is probably correct. Im going to nueter my dog because he keeps eating the crotch out of my underwear... and im poor and cant afford underwear... so watch out Paul Atredis!! {thats the name of the dog} your name is a sniffing word.

-chapel waste