alot of crazy things have happened since I last wrote...
where to start:
OK...my Maine trip.  Well, let me say that wasking up at 4 am and doing a 7 hour drive at 4:30 am is NOT my idea of fun.  My sleep schedule is NOT on track for morning, and I generally go to bed around 4 am.  Needless to say, it was a pretty painful drive.  BUT Once I got there I was rewarded with kisses from my husband who was surprised to see me since he hadn't gotten my letter saying I was comning.  We had an excellent visit.  We had alot of logistical stuff to discuss for his release date.  Which, by the way is APRIL 27th...let the countdown begin!
After our visit I went to the hotel and pretty much passed out.  And then I woke up around 9 and the thing with Maine is, nothing is open past like 5 pm.  So I proceeded to be sgtarving all night until I finally passed out again.  Now, my friends...satan bless and keep them like to call me at all hours of the night because they know I'm usually up.  So when I got a call at 3 am it woke me up, and then I was unable to get back to sleep til 5, and I had to get up at 6 for my visit with my man the next day.  And so, my sleep schedule completely off yet again I went in the wee hours of the AM to be able to kiss my husband a few more times.  We were both kind of like giddy school girls....partly since we hadn't seen each other since our anniversarry on halloween, and partly because of the mere thought that this would be the LAST TIME I ever had to make an appointment to see my man, or get searched beforee I saw him, or have a big ugly square table seperating us.  I think we were a little more out of line than usual, mostly because I didn't care if they yelled at me at that point.  Then lunch, then I fell asleep in my car for a bit, then I returned all the bottles I had been saving for months and months and then we had another visit.  Make out times and a generally happy vibe.
So I left there extremely happy.
Then I went to pay my husband's supervision fees.  I will spare you all the tremendously boring details....BUT, what should have taken 10 minutes, turned into a 4 hour exscursion that ended with me crying on the side of the road, lost and confused.  No one could seem to tell me where to go to pay the goddamn thing, then when I found it they sent me somewhere else, then somewhere else and had me driving alllll over town.  It was pretty insane.
And to my surprise a law and order svu marathon was on tv and I ordered mexican food which was way too much money and so bad that I actually called the restaraunt to complain.
The next day, I had a big shoot planned with a bunch of models and Dark Wolf Photography.  Well, one model no called no showed, another model didn't wanna shoot that day and the third model, a new one, showed up but about an hour and a half late cuz she had gotten lost and her phone had died.  BUT she did show up.  And she was pretty and charming and adorable.  So we had a fun shoot together and then they all left and I proceeded to watch more law and order and pass out.
The next day I visited the best dollar store on earth.  I know that sounds weird....but it's like the hallmark of dollar stores and I will miss visiitng there on my trips to Maine.
then the long boring drive home.  I was supposed to stop in New Hampshire to shoot with Dastardly Dave. but unbeknowst to me he had changed his phone number so I had no way to reach him and thus: the epic of amount of pornography I wanted to produce turned into one shoot.  but at least it was a good one.

FRIDAY the Mighty Behemoth played the bound by the road tour in worcester, MA. I got to go early to interview Orion, the bassist for www.burningangel.com.  I think we all know of my school girl crush on Orion.
I haven't even interviewed someone I have masturbated to before.  Well, I interviewed Joanna Angel but we had already had sex a bunch of times so it wasn't weird.
Orion is super sexy when he's up on stage with all his corpse paint on and covered in sweat with his raven locks flying everywhere, but he's also incredibly handsome in black jeans with no makeup on and his hair pulled back.
So I did my little interview and it was very chill.  I imagined the tour bus would be filled with like, lots of polish supermodels and inverted crosses everywhere.  But mostly it was filled with lots of water bottles and dirty socks and smelled like a mixture of alot of male pheremones and weed.
BUT Orion was a good sport and he answered all my questions and even put up with me flirting with him a little.  Although I don't have an awesome sex story to tell you, I can tell you that Behemoth remains the best live metal show...ever.
soooo, be on the lookout for the interview going live on burningangel.com!