With every year I get a little smarter, take a little more responsibility annnd my fucking body and face age a liiitle more. son of a bitch, you know how they have that growing up program for when you hit puberty to explain all the changes that will happen to your body? ..well i strongly believe they should have pamphlets to describe the wrinkles that show up, how you cant lose fat in certain areas, stretch marks, how when you drink you get even more hung over than usual, oh and certain aches and pains reveal themselves while doing daily tasks such as tying your shoes and standing up. anyway. happy birthday to me. woo.
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Mitch Fontaine
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02.28.11 05:41 PM
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Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!!!
Don't worry about your body, it's in great shape.
I recently turned 25 and I have gone soft in recent years as partying hard goes, I got too mature too quickly.
But I have since turned all that around... but even I'm weary of the wrinkles, especially in the forehead.
But they've come from worrying too much over the years, not about ageing. So as long as you live a healthy and positive life, than who cares, fuck the world!
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