Azrael Arden

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  • Name: Azrael Arden
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 26
  • Height: Midgey
  • Sign: Feesh
  • Location: Don't fuck with JERSEY
  • Occupation: Gangster
  • Ink/Metal: i gots some
  • Scars/Birthmarks: i got a beauty spot on muh boob
  • TV: its always sunny, trueblood, big love, oprah, (yea I watch oprah fuck you)..and of course..THE JERSEY SHORE
  • Movies: Repenetrator was a pretty hot movie.
  • Videogames: no.
  • Food: cunts. there fat free
  • Hobbies: rollerderby, fitness, sewing, illustrating, baking, cooking italian foods, sexes, goin down the shore
  • Fantasy: NINJAS
  • Fave Position: doggy stylin
  • Masturbation Material: Home and garden
  • I Have a Crush on: a real doll named tasha. shes made out of nylon ball and socket joints but i dont hold it against her
  • Perfect Match: My asshole would match the paint chip at home depot called burnt eggplant
  • Drink: Bacardi and diet..i drink like a woman. get over it i am one.
  • Smoke: I quit :-)
  • Bad Habits: diarrhea of the mouth
  • Where I Hang Out: my room
  • Favorite Burning Angel: your mom
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: sticken it to the MAAAN.
Happy birthday to me!
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02.25.11 11:00 PM
With every year I get a little smarter, take a little more responsibility annnd my fucking body and face age a liiitle more. son of a bitch, you know how they have that growing up program for when you hit puberty to explain all the changes  that will happen to your body? ..well i strongly believe they should have pamphlets to describe the wrinkles that show up, how you cant lose fat in certain areas,  stretch marks, how when you drink you get even more hung over than usual, oh and certain aches and pains reveal themselves while doing daily tasks such as tying your shoes and standing up. anyway. happy birthday to me. woo.


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02.28.11 05:41 PM  
Happy Birthday!
02.26.11 05:52 PM  
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You are one of my favorite BA people Miss Azrael. Don't ever change because of getting older. There's a reason you were my first BA crush. Oh, and I'm sure your birthday wish of meeting me in person will come true.
02.26.11 05:48 PM  
happy birthday....even if im a little late :) xoxoxox
02.26.11 04:31 PM  
I love youuuu! Happy Barfday! *tiny people hug*
02.26.11 08:52 AM  
Happy Birthday!!! Don't worry about your body, it's in great shape. I recently turned 25 and I have gone soft in recent years as partying hard goes, I got too mature too quickly. But I have since turned all that around... but even I'm weary of the wrinkles, especially in the forehead. But they've come from worrying too much over the years, not about ageing. So as long as you live a healthy and positive life, than who cares, fuck the world!
02.26.11 01:55 AM  
whatever grandma, you don't look a day over 22... have a happy birthday and quit worrying about aging, because i bet even when you turn 40 you'll probably still be a looker. :)
02.26.11 01:37 AM  
Happy Birthday gorgeous!
02.26.11 01:00 AM  
WAY TO GO! YOU MADE IT!
02.26.11 12:07 AM  
Something tells me that your beauty will prove ageless, Azrael; while the rest of us suffer in time's grip, you'll only become more luminous with each passing year. Happy birthday to you... :)
02.26.11 12:05 AM  
aw thanks!
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