AZRAEL
 FILM STARLET
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  • Sex: vagina-ish
  • Age: twenty fffffwhore
  • Height: 6 fucking feet tall..ok im actually 4
  • Sign: Feesh
  • Location: Don\'t fuck with JERSEY
  • Occupation: Merchandiser/ Gangster
  • Ink/Metal: i gots some
  • Scars/Birthmarks: i got a beauty spot on muh boob
  • TV: its always sunny, trueblood, big love, oprah, (yea I watch oprah fuck you)..and of course..THE JERSEY SHORE
  • Movies: Repenetrator was a pretty hot movie.
  • Videogames: no.
  • Food: cunts. there fat free
  • Hobbies: rollerderby, fitness, sewing, illustrating, baking, cooking italian foods, sexes, goin down the shore
  • Best Time: having sexes with a meow faced boo boo
  • Fantasy: NINJAS
  • Fave Position: doggy stylin
  • Masturbation Material: Home and garden
  • I Have a Crush on: a real doll named tasha. shes made out of nylon ball and socket joints but i dont hold it against her
  • Perfect Match: My asshole would match the paint chip at home depot called burnt eggplant
  • Drink: Bacardi and diet..i drink like a woman. get over it i am one.
  • Smoke: only when im drinking
  • Bad Habits: diarrhea of the mouth
  • Where I Hang Out: my room
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: sticken it to the MAAAN.

the problem with the GTL routine
01.21.10 01:18 PM


the n is missing! GTLN come on now. gym tan laundry NAILS. what kind of new jersian do u think i am if there is no nails in my guido routine. fugggettaaabouutitt skanks it cost a lot of money and laundry tokens to look this fucking cheap.

 

whaat its a fuckin piece a pizza go fuck yaself. 






no it aint! its a pizza place across from bar A at the jersey shore...when i lived in philly i lived on the ghetto side of girard lol

posted: 02.07.10 03:46 PM
thats the pizza parlor next to the khyber...

posted: 02.04.10 04:18 PM
hahahaha I fucking love you and your use of the work "guido".

posted: 01.25.10 06:07 AM
jerzy pizza is the best

posted: 01.25.10 01:57 AM
How come you're never on AIM anymore? I miss chatting with you!

posted: 01.23.10 01:49 AM
It's like reading one of the ten commandments. So says the word of Azrael.

posted: 01.21.10 04:29 PM
I love your blog entries haha.

posted: 01.21.10 03:07 PM
i want to eat pizza with you. your probs my fav guidette ever. and thats the situation.

posted: 01.21.10 01:38 PM