AZRAEL
 FILM STARLET
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  • Sex: vagina-ish
  • Age: twenty fffffwhore
  • Height: 6 fucking feet tall..ok im actually 4
  • Sign: Feesh
  • Location: Don\'t fuck with JERSEY
  • Occupation: Merchandiser/ Gangster
  • Ink/Metal: i gots some
  • Scars/Birthmarks: i got a beauty spot on muh boob
  • TV: its always sunny, trueblood, big love, oprah, (yea I watch oprah fuck you)..and of course..THE JERSEY SHORE
  • Movies: Repenetrator was a pretty hot movie.
  • Videogames: no.
  • Food: cunts. there fat free
  • Hobbies: rollerderby, fitness, sewing, illustrating, baking, cooking italian foods, sexes, goin down the shore
  • Best Time: having sexes with a meow faced boo boo
  • Fantasy: NINJAS
  • Fave Position: doggy stylin
  • Masturbation Material: Home and garden
  • I Have a Crush on: a real doll named tasha. shes made out of nylon ball and socket joints but i dont hold it against her
  • Perfect Match: My asshole would match the paint chip at home depot called burnt eggplant
  • Drink: Bacardi and diet..i drink like a woman. get over it i am one.
  • Smoke: only when im drinking
  • Bad Habits: diarrhea of the mouth
  • Where I Hang Out: my room
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: sticken it to the MAAAN.

My accidental 3 hour nap produced a sweet dream
12.15.09 02:59 PM


SO i layed down at 12 to rest my body..and then my eyes...and then i was out for almost 3 hours.  I dreamt that the burning angel chat room was a bar. annnnd joanna was there, and jessie lee aannd sinead aaannnd misti. and it was like 3 floors and 3 bars and the top bar had tvs n a strpper pole. Then they did a webcam show n i was waiit for me i wanna watch so misti was like followw mee i was like oh sweet so she took me into a basement and shes like u have to sit in this booth. SO i did and then they booth shrunk to weari i could barelymove and it was kinda like a ride and they were connected n i could see joanna behind me thtough plexi glass and shes like here put these pennies in the machine n turn it on. so i did then somehow it turned into a bus and we were moving. n the whole time in this booth im  watching some weird video of a fat man being shaved outside on a dock somewhere. like wtfffff lol I literally just woke up rolled over and opened my macboook..that i sleep with in my bed...and i wrote all this here before i forgot it. aahaha. I need a life. This is wat i do on my time off.





í thought i was the only person who had totally fucked up dreams like that!

posted: 12.15.09 04:09 PM
Man, that's uncanny. Just the other day, *I* was getting shaved on a dock! I should've known that kid was lying when he said he wouldn't post that cell phone video! Little bastard...!

posted: 12.15.09 04:00 PM