Audrey

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Name: Audrey
Sex: Female
Age: 21
Height: 5'4
Sign: Virgo
Location: The South
Occupation: I party!
Ink/Metal: Did someone say metal? jud, jud, jud,chugga-chug chug, weeeee!
Scars/Birthmarks: Don't roll your car.

Music: I've been listening to a lot of Anberlin and Coheed & Cambria lately. Random.
TV: LOST.
Movies: Hot Rod, Napoleon Dynamite, Donnie Darko, Big Fish, Pineapple Express. I love dumb movies.
Videogames: no thanks.
Food: Pizza and beer! Wait, you don't eat beer... does beer count?
Books: School books, gross.
Hobbies: Crusin' in the beetle with the windows down and a cutie beside me.

Best Time: SHOW ME.
Fantasy: oh gosh.
Fave Position: The way that the doggies do it.
I Have a Crush on: Legal or not, who isn't in love with a Cyrus? Really.
Perfect Match: Oh 200 miles....

Drink: Margaritasss!
Smoke: No way fool.
Bad Habits: I worry about everything, I eat and drive, I have a serious Starbucks addiction & I make that stupid baby voice when I'm around animals.
Where I Hang Out: Where the babes hang out!
Favorite Burning Angel: Joanna, and Allister, and Morgan Mae... just pretend its one girl.
Why I am a Burning Angel: It's my secret plot to do it with Adahlia >:]

PORN FIELD TRIP!

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12.19.07 11:11 PM

So I just got home from my porn field trip to LA. Joanna flew me out via Burning Angel Express on Thursday. I can't wait for you guys to see the new stuff we did. AMAZING. My pictures are so fucking rad. I got to have an amazing hair and makeup artist too, so I look extra pretty. They absolutely blow all of my pictures now completely out of the water. Oh and I did not one, but TWO VIDEOS while I was in California... so start counting down the time till they go up (okay, maybe I don't exactly know when they're going to go up). But still count. Make up a number. Here's one of the 4 whole pictures I took while I was over there.

I took an amazing picture with Joanna and James Deen and Mick Blue... the funniest picture ever and I hope Joanna sends it to me so I can hang it on my wall. It involves me, Joanna, and two huge weiners... hahahahaha. I love Joanna and James, we ate Denny's! There is no Denny's where I live... it was so good, and our server was REALLY stoned. We took A funny picture with him too. I am rambling about nonsense like always, I need to do calculus homework. Pretty much the whole point of this is: 1)THANK YOU JOANNA I LOVE YOU 2)EXPECT NEW HOT ASS PICTURES 3)EXPECT A SICK VIDEO.