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FILM STARLET
FILM STARLET
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- Age: 21
- Height: 5\'4
- Sign: Virgo
- Location: The South
- Occupation: I party!
- Ink/Metal: Did someone say metal? jud, jud, jud,chugga-chug chug, weeeee!
- Scars/Birthmarks: Don\'t roll your car.
- Music: I\'ve been listening to a lot of Anberlin and Coheed & Cambria lately. Random.
- TV: LOST.
- Movies: Hot Rod, Napoleon Dynamite, Donnie Darko, Big Fish, Pineapple Express. I love dumb movies.
- Videogames: no thanks.
- Food: Pizza and beer! Wait, you don\'t eat beer... does beer count?
- Books: School books, gross.
- Hobbies: Crusin\' in the beetle with the windows down and a cutie beside me.
- Best Time: SHOW ME.
- Fantasy: oh gosh.
- Fave Position: The way that the doggies do it.
- I Have a Crush on: Legal or not, who isn\'t in love with a Cyrus? Really.
- Perfect Match: Oh 200 miles....
- Drink: Margaritasss!
- Smoke: No way fool.
- Bad Habits: I worry about everything, I eat and drive, I have a serious Starbucks addiction & I make that stupid baby voice when I\'m around animals.
- Where I Hang Out: Where the babes hang out!
- Favorite Burning Angel: Joanna, and Allister, and Morgan Mae... just pretend its one girl.
- Why I am a Burning Angel: It\'s my secret plot to do it with Adahlia >:]
| Much needed blog. | 02.05.10 |
| Quick life update part 6758 | 07.24.09 |
| I forgot what it felt like | 05.24.09 |
| Check out these RAD photos. | 03.02.09 |
| Bloggeth. | 02.02.09 |
| Oh what's up Straight A's? | 12.16.08 |
| I want a version of this on me. | 11.20.08 |
| vagina | 10.13.08 |
| HEY VICKIE | 09.29.08 |
| you ain't the only ones who wanna li... | 09.11.08 |
| Sup QT? | 07.27.08 |
| shake shake, shake shake, a shake it! | 06.25.08 |
| TWWK | 05.30.08 |
| talk to me on AIM! | 04.30.08 |
| guess who got a new beeeetle? | 04.04.08 |
| today i am doing my own music review. | 04.04.08 |
| today i am doing my own music review. | 04.04.08 |
| It's National Pancake Day! | 04.04.08 |
| confusion. | 04.04.08 |
| Let me tell you about my past two weeks. | 04.04.08 |
| Things that make me happy: | 04.04.08 |
| Things you should probably do: | 12.27.07 |
| What I want for Christmas: | 12.19.07 |
| PORN FIELD TRIP! | 12.19.07 |
| I'm supposed to put jelly on a lady? | 12.19.07 |
| exciting update! | 12.19.07 |
| only the BEST day of the year... | 12.19.07 |
| I fucked up | 12.19.07 |
| high five! | 12.19.07 |
PORN FIELD TRIP!
12.19.07 11:11 PM
So I just got home from my porn field trip to LA. Joanna flew me out via Burning Angel Express on Thursday. I can't wait for you guys to see the new stuff we did. AMAZING. My pictures are so fucking rad. I got to have an amazing hair and makeup artist too, so I look extra pretty. They absolutely blow all of my pictures now completely out of the water. Oh and I did not one, but TWO VIDEOS while I was in California... so start counting down the time till they go up (okay, maybe I don't exactly know when they're going to go up). But still count. Make up a number. Here's one of the 4 whole pictures I took while I was over there.
I took an amazing picture with Joanna and James Deen and Mick Blue... the funniest picture ever and I hope Joanna sends it to me so I can hang it on my wall. It involves me, Joanna, and two huge weiners... hahahahaha. I love Joanna and James, we ate Denny's! There is no Denny's where I live... it was so good, and our server was REALLY stoned. We took A funny picture with him too. I am rambling about nonsense like always, I need to do calculus homework. Pretty much the whole point of this is: 1)THANK YOU JOANNA I LOVE YOU 2)EXPECT NEW HOT ASS PICTURES 3)EXPECT A SICK VIDEO. 
I took an amazing picture with Joanna and James Deen and Mick Blue... the funniest picture ever and I hope Joanna sends it to me so I can hang it on my wall. It involves me, Joanna, and two huge weiners... hahahahaha. I love Joanna and James, we ate Denny's! There is no Denny's where I live... it was so good, and our server was REALLY stoned. We took A funny picture with him too. I am rambling about nonsense like always, I need to do calculus homework. Pretty much the whole point of this is: 1)THANK YOU JOANNA I LOVE YOU 2)EXPECT NEW HOT ASS PICTURES 3)EXPECT A SICK VIDEO. 


| I hope it was my set!! posted: 10.19.08 12:48 AM |
















