Welcome to the wonderful world of miss Audrey! I want to go ahead and give myself a high five for looking hot in my first shoot. I hope you guys like the pictures as much as I do. Lets see, last week I flew to New York City from Florida to do my first BA shoot. I've never been to a big city before so I was on my sidekick every five minutes texting pointless things to all of my friends, "there's traffic and everyones honking just like in the movies!" I am beyond lame, I apologize. Back to the shoot, January helped me out with my sets since it was my first time doing anything like this. I think she's really pretty... shhhhhhhhhh. My first set was SO much fun, I can't wait for it to go up. I am just a natural in the kitchen I guess... not that I can cook...I just look good when you slap me next to a fridge or stick some food in my hands. For that set I got to EAT! I was so hungry that morning so that peach was the best peach ever. Not only did I get to eat it, but I rubbed the peach all over myself. It was a little sticky but it was so nice, I felt so sexy with the juice running all the way down my body. I also got to show off my "banana" skills (Tehe go look at the pictures :])! I'm really glad I was the girl that got to do the 4th of July set, I had a blast with that one also. It was so hot up on that roof, I think my jellies started to melt on my feet! I can't wait to fly back up and do another shoot, and hopefully a video. The city was more than amazing and everyone I met on the BA staff was rad. Since this IS a diary, it means I also get an excuse to piss and moan to everyone for a minute or two. The few days that I've been home from New York have been beyond stressful. Let me start by saying this: Touring boyfriend=WAY TOO MUCH MASTURBATION. I mean as much as I love my vibrator collection, I'd like to be with a real person more than once or twice every few weeks. I feel sorry for the kid when he gets home because he's going to have to peel me off of him with a spatula. Oh and let me tell you about my flight home! The flight was delayed the first time because the plane was just running late. After waiting an hour and a half and everyone starts to board, I realize that they overbooked the flight by about 10 people. I seriously have to sit there for another hour and a half and wait for 10 people to give up their seats and take a later flight. Since my first flight was so late, I missed my connector flight in Tampa. The shitheads that messed everything up were nice enough to find me a flight home the same night. I waited and waited at the baggage claim and watched the same bags go by every rotation...where were my bags? They were still having fun in New York without me. So not only did I not have any of my stuff, but I stuck my car AND house keys in my bag at the airport too! I was locked out of my apartment and I couldn't get into my truck for a solid day or two. Good thing I have people who care about me here or I would have been so fucked. I also managed to get myself a grand in the hole at the bank this week. As of tonight things are looking up though. My dad is helping me out with the money and I get to go apartment shopping at the beach Friday(with my best friend might I add)! I hope everyone had a great Independence day! If you actually read all of this, high five! Consider yourself WAY COOL in my big book of cool people.