Andy

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  • Name: Andy
  • Sex: Male
  • Age: 25
  • Height: 5'8
  • Sign: Libra
  • Location: Hollywood, CA
  • Occupation: Vibe Engineer
  • Ink/Metal: Ink: Faded lower back tribal tramp stamp. *yawn*
  • Scars/Birthmarks: birthmark on my knee
  • Music: The Ramones, The Clash, AC/DC, MIA, Dolly Parton, The Teenagers, Afrika Bambatta, The Buzzcocks, A Tribe Called Quest, Pantera
  • TV: any mind rotting reality tv on vh1 and 24
  • Movies: The Life Aquatic, The Dark Knight, Jerry Maguire, The Wedding Singer, This is Spinal Tap,
  • Videogames: Mario Kart, Guitar Hero
  • Food: anything involving lime and/or garlic
  • Books: Critical Artistic Discourse, The Andy Warhol Diaries
  • Hobbies: trying to be an action hero/pretty pretty princess....hobbies are shooting guns and baking cakes...
  • Best Time: I got on top of this guy and rode him and grabbed his hair, pulled his head back, and socked him in the face.
  • Fantasy: a committed relationship? ahahhaha
  • Fave Position: hit it from the back
  • Masturbation Material: Draven
  • I Have a Crush on: I could go on and on and ON about this person but he knows who he is and he is perfect. and likes 24.
  • Perfect Match: someboddyyy whooo tries not take life for granted, wears black, and is ridiculously hot.
  • Drink: red red red wiiiiinne.
  • Smoke: Menthol
  • Bad Habits: smoking, talking too much.
  • Where I Hang Out: places where you cant get to me. Lounges around Los ANgeles
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Draven and Joy.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Mitch told me I'd get a free pony aaaandd I need more naked pictures to pass on to people who may or may not touch my boobs.
My life doesnt entirely SUCK...but i am certainly bored a lot....
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01.08.09 04:56 PM

I want this outfit. You might think its horrendous and ugly and I do too, but i dont let these things stop me. I  am looking for a job to fund all of my fashion LEAPS. I am Steadily steadily trucking along. I applied yesterday for a job called "Trophy Wife" but the man said I needed to sharpen up in areas known as "shutting my mouth". Can't do it.

Until I acheive my little retail buying dreams I am just gonna continue pleasuring myself in free ways. Im not gonna call them orgasms anymore. Im just gonna call it Vaginal Sneezing.

 

 



Comments (5)
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01.20.09 03:11 AM  
Andy I hope you never shut your mouth hahahaha. I think the outfit is hideous...but I think you'd make it sexy. I also think vagina sneezing is a beautiful thing.
01.09.09 12:29 PM  
You shouldn't be bored we go to happy hour and play Wii. xo
01.09.09 01:54 AM  
girl, that outfit is FIERCE.
01.08.09 11:02 PM  
Grrrl, you would look so hot in that outfit. No bullshit. Also, if you come to baltimore, Ill make it so you can call them 'vagina sneezes' orgasms again. ;D
01.08.09 07:01 PM  
I think you're bored because you don't talk to me anymore ;)
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