ANDY
PHOTO STARLET
PHOTO STARLET
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- Sex: yes, thank you, but later.
- Age: 25
- Height: 5\'8
- Sign: Libra
- Location: Hollywood, CA
- Occupation: Vibe Engineer
- Ink/Metal: Ink: Faded lower back tribal tramp stamp. *yawn*
- Scars/Birthmarks: birthmark on my knee
- Music: The Ramones, The Clash, AC/DC, MIA, Dolly Parton, The Teenagers, Afrika Bambatta, The Buzzcocks, A Tribe Called Quest, Pantera
- TV: any mind rotting reality tv on vh1 and 24
- Movies: The Life Aquatic, The Dark Knight, Jerry Maguire, The Wedding Singer, This is Spinal Tap,
- Videogames: Mario Kart, Guitar Hero
- Food: anything involving lime and/or garlic
- Books: Critical Artistic Discourse, The Andy Warhol Diaries
- Hobbies: trying to be an action hero/pretty pretty princess....hobbies are shooting guns and baking cakes...
- Best Time: I got on top of this guy and rode him and grabbed his hair, pulled his head back, and socked him in the face.
- Fantasy: a committed relationship? ahahhaha
- Fave Position: hit it from the back
- Masturbation Material: Draven
- I Have a Crush on: I could go on and on and ON about this person but he knows who he is and he is perfect. and likes 24.
- Perfect Match: someboddyyy whooo tries not take life for granted, wears black, and is ridiculously hot.
- Drink: red red red wiiiiinne.
- Smoke: Menthol
- Bad Habits: smoking, talking too much.
- Where I Hang Out: places where you cant get to me. Lounges around Los ANgeles
- Favorite Burning Angel: Draven and Joy.
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Mitch told me I'd get a free pony aaaandd I need more naked pictures to pass on to people who may or may not touch my boobs.
Vagina Out of Commission
06.16.08 06:31 AM
So....another dude ended up in my fucking bed last week andddddd basically what happened is he finger banged me very very fast like a jack hammer and since it was....doing stuff for me (dont know why) his finger slipped jammed right into the wall of my labia minoris and cut me with his fucking fingernail. Now Im on antibiotics and peeing hurts a lot.
Moral of the story. Cut your FUCKING FINGERNAILS YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARDS....and dont finger bang the shit is fucking stupid to begin with
Dont fuck with me.
| who knew that they could become out of commission posted: 06.17.08 11:13 AM | |
| i started trimming my dudes nails because of this exact situation. THAT SUCKS ANDY. ANDY's VAG GET WELL SOON. posted: 06.16.08 10:28 PM | |
| thats fucked up! i hope your vag feels better soon. posted: 06.16.08 08:13 PM | |
| which finger was it? posted: 06.16.08 08:11 PM | |
| i like bed nom nom nom nom nom thats why im always in it . . nom nom nom nom nom posted: 06.16.08 06:10 PM | |
| here is hoping your beautiful vagina heals quickly. posted: 06.16.08 03:11 PM | |
| oh THATS what he was doing. still.... posted: 06.16.08 11:31 AM | |
| sorry to hear about your poor poor labia. I am betting the guy was doing the machine gun finger bang gunna make you squirt thing that is showing up a lot in porn these days. (http://www.efukt.com/2105_How_To_Make_A_Girl_Cum.html) but always always always have well manicured and cleaned fingers if they are going to go in a vag. once it is healed some one should dfinately kiss it and make it better I for one would like to volunteer. posted: 06.16.08 07:32 AM |
