I just wanted to go on my porch and have a cigarette and there is a broski passed out on an abandoned and most likey piss saturated couch outside of my apartment and a gay couple fighting which consists of a tiny asian man and one of the darkest hardened looking thugged out brothas ive ever seen. The little one says if you need a new boyfriend here he is! He will give you coke! he will give you marijuana! He will give you beer! But he will beat you in the elevator if you step out of line!!!! How could i pass up an offer like that! So now I have a new boyfriend!......
.....NOT! I just ran inside my apartment and promised not to go outside for a while. Dont need anything extreme. Just a cigarette and some peace and quiet and no drama!
Looking forward to mothers day! HA......










