....for a TMI life. I did nothing cool on new years except make a fucking ass out of myself by tellng my ex that i loved him and that was soon followed by nothing exciting...me and some whiskey and vodka

 The one set back of masterbating im discovering is that one  moment where you are about to come and you feel it and ladycum is dribbling down your crotch (to your buttcrack) if youre laying on your back and then what? a fart rips out of your ass right when you are about to squirt. Not cool.Its sad to here this crackle when youre alone in the night. Way to stop an orgasm dead in its tracks. Here is a video of me dancing AKA getting my ass kicked by an invisible person