About Kelly Anne Chaos

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Last online: 2017-02-17
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Name: Kelly Chaos
Sex: Female
Age: 27
Height: 5'7
Sign: Sagittarius
Location: Hollywood
Occupation: Burlesque performer, cat mom, freelance makeup artist, professional vagina inspector. Your friendly neighborhood vampire.
Ink/Metal: I've removed most of my piercings, I currently have my dahlias and my septum. Tattoos... too many but not nearly enough.
Scars/Birthmarks: Lots of tiny scars that are hardly visible. No, not self harm, just clumsy and I scar easily.
Interests
Music: The way I explained it to a friend of mine is that I like any kind of music that I can use universally. I want to be able to clean my house to it, but also fuck to it. I mostly enjoy industrial and 80s hair metal. Thats where my roots are.
TV: The Mighty Boosh... I hate tv.
Movies: The brat pack movies (the breakfast club, pretty in pink, sixteen candles, etc.), empire records, ferris beuler, fast times at ridgemont high... you see where I'm going with this. I also love horror films but nothing new. Movies suck these days.
Video Games: I'm not a fan of the new stuff. Play station circa 1990 something. Nintendo ES games. I'm very old school.
Food: I'm addicted to Japanese food. I can live on sushi and ramen forever.
Hobbies: Cooking, painting and talking to my cat.
Books: Anything by Chuck P. (Choke, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Haunted, Smut, Stranger than Fiction, Fight Club.)
Sex
Best Time: All the time.
Fantasy: I have always wanted to peg a guy. And I mean a straight man that wants me to do him him the butt with a strap on, and like it.
Favorite Position: If you're good, anything works for me ;)
Masturbation Material: I have gotten the finger flick down to a T. No vibrator needed. Sometimes I use my
I Have A Crush On: Katherine Moeningg. Oh man, the things I would do to her. Droooool
Perfect Match: Androgynous. I like men that are a little feminine and woman that have masculine qualities. YUM.
First Time: I lost my virginity to my best friend's boyfriend. With permission. She told me she would share him with me, and two days later, on the floor of his living room with Warriors playing, we made horrible first time love.
Attitude
Drink: So hard to pick just one! Darjeeling Milk Tea from the asian super market, tai tea... I like tea, I don't drink alcohol.
Smoke: 420 only
Bad Habits: Chewing my nails
Where I Hang Out: I'm a bit of an introvert, so seeing me out is like Steve Irwin finding a rare reptile in the amazon. Krikey!
Favorite Burning Angel: Severin. Thankfully we have made sweet porno love<3 Love you girl!!
Why I Am A Burning Angel: Because I can be myself while having sex with amazing people that make me laugh and feel good about myself. Love my burning angel family<3
Comments
96 comments

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In 5D? Lmao. Awesome, and the YouTube was fun to watch, too. Thanks for that.
2013-02-20 16:21
I love your harlot shake video!
2013-02-20 15:48
Thankyou for the friend add, you are simply gorgeous!
2012-12-14 17:13
your very attractive....
2012-08-16 05:42
MONKEY! :D Miss you.
2012-06-23 15:47
I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LOST OF YOUR COMPANION! LIKE I'VE TOLD MANY PEOPLE THAT SOMETIMES ANIMALS ARE MORE "SPECIAL" THAN PEOPLE, BECAUSE THEY ARE "EXTREMELY LOYAL AND CARING" THAN MOST PEOPLE!! BE VERY HAPPY TO KNOW KELLY, YOUR "SPECIAL COMPANION" IS IN "GOD'S CARE";-};-D;-O!!!!
2012-05-14 16:37
My sympathies on the loss of your friend, Ms. Chaos. I lost my own cat last year, and I know how devastating it can be. Take comfort in the knowledge that, while you feel the pain keenly now, it does pass in time. It did for me, and it will for you. Be well... :)
2012-05-09 01:28
sorry to hear about your cat don't let it dissuade you from allowing another ball of furry fluff into your life though...went through it 2 years ago due to feline leuk and swore to never get another cat again well 2 months ago a fat feline bundle of joy was dropped on me and I know it doesnt replace the lost one but gives you something to give that love to
2012-05-08 23:33
sorry for your loss:(( that's a tough thing to go thru, always keep the good memories close and thanks for making this site awesome!;)
2012-05-08 21:45
Sorry to hear about your kitty KC :( best wishes TF
2012-05-08 19:45
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